229th Good Thing about Unemployment

You miss your sick co-workers who come in coughing with dripping noses, in order to save sick days to use when they are well.  NOT.

228th Good Thing about Unemployment

You don’t smell what your cubicle-mate is eating for lunch, or any discharge during digestion either. 

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227th Good Thing about Unemployment

You are usually not, hardly ever, sleep-deprived.  I would say never, but there are some of us ups (unemployed persons) who cannot sleep due to high anxiety.  I am not one of those.  In fact, this gray and snowy winter has enabled me to sleep 12 hours a night. With fewer hours than that, a nap has been required.

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226th Good Thing about Unemployment

Reorganization means moving the couch. 

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225th Good Thing about Unemployment

You don’t have to watch Curtis Kiss-Ass win the perfect attendance award again this year. 

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224th Good Thing about Unemployment

You have windows that open. 
And if you jump, it is just a few feet.

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223rd Good Thing about Unemployment

You don’t have to keep Stan awake during staff meetings. 

At one of my former workplaces, a rather round co-worker fell asleep several times a day and always at staff meetings. He was the IT guy. We had an unspoken deal. I'd sit next to him and jab him when he started snoring. And I got quick service when my computer was down.

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