242nd Good Thing about Unemployment

You manage unemployment by wandering around (MBWA) with your dogs.

Here are some tips:

1. Appear relaxed as you wander. 
2. Try to spend an equal amount of time with each dog.
3. Talk with them about their passions--perhaps, squirrels, chipmunks and biscuits.
4. Ask for suggestions for improvement and then ignore them.
5. Catch a dog doing something right, like not pooping on the path, and praise him.
6. Remain open and responsive to their concerns.
7. Convey an image of a coach, not a dog catcher.
8. Give them water when you stop wandering on a hot day. On cool days, there is no need for refreshment.