Sunday, April 24, 2011

245th Good Thing about Unemployment

You don’t have to buy anything from your co-workers like Girl Scout cookies, candy bars, magazines, Avon products, cookie dough, gift wrap or the boss's body parts after dismemberment.

2 comments:

  1. This is such a good point! So much for no solicitation at work! But families could still bring the forms to church and get you that way, too.

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  2. Yeah. Yippee! Unemployment rrrocks!
    Now, I personally can spend my whole
    day worshipping the Trinity - even in
    bed at night I still do the praise: S.O.S.
    (SaveOurSouls - wot they sed on the
    Titanic as most of em drowned RIP).
    You also will find this feeble, fallible,
    finite façade quite interesting as we
    we're in a severe OttoRekk (she was
    DOA while I was comatose 4@least
    10+ days).Why didGod saveThis poor,
    poor sinner?Outta love, babydoll.Outta
    love. sHe knew that with my speech
    impediment since birth, I wood find
    many, many other ways2comminucat
    my passion 4 the opposite sex.Here's
    only one, miss gorgeous:
    ● en.gravatar.com/MatteBlk ●
    Cya soon, girly-withe-curly...

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