unemployed marx

--humor for the unemployed by the unemployed

Saturday, June 11, 2011

251st Good Thing about Unemployment

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Those rubber bands that the postman uses to deliver your pile of bills come in mighty handy. For Good Things numbered 1 through 100 For Good...
Tuesday, May 3, 2011

250 Good Things about Unemployment

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250 . Now that they have found Osama bin Laden, can they find me a job?  I've enlisted some help, but my friends may be digging in the ...
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Saturday, April 30, 2011

249th Good Thing about Unemployment

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You are the unemployed representative at Career Day at your kid’s school. You get a free lunch. For Good Things numbered 1 through 100 For ...
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Friday, April 29, 2011

248th Good Thing about Unemployment

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You miss the next downsizing, headcount reduction, lay-off, streamlining, furloughing or anti-redundancy maneuver. For Good Things numbered...
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

247th Good Thing about Unemployment

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You sit in the swamp and act like you are a National Geographic videographer. You zoom in on the vocal sac of a Northern Spring Peeper, a t...
Monday, April 25, 2011

246th Good Thing about Unemployment

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You don’t have to say, “Have a nice day!”
Sunday, April 24, 2011

245th Good Thing about Unemployment

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You don’t have to buy anything from your co-workers like Girl Scout cookies, candy bars, magazines, Avon products, cookie dough, gift wrap o...
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Sheba Marx
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has been employed as a writer, budget analyst, dishwasher, executive director, telephone operator, chief innovations officer, development director, swim teacher, custodian, assistant director, sales clerk, grants officer, transcript typist, facility planning coordinator, research assistant and consultant. She has been unemployed since October 26, 2009. Write her at unemployedmarx@gmail.com. Her work can not be copied, but links are permitted without permission. All rights reserved.
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