Monday, March 29, 2010

97 Good Things about Unemployment

97. When you cough, you don’t have to cover your mouth. (Because manners and germs don't count when you are alone.)

96. When you can't will your feet to walk, you crawl to your computer. Still sick and miserable. There will be better days.

95. You search for truth. What is our purpose on this earth? What is the meaning of life? Is it like Lou Reed sings, “some kind of nature, some kind of soul.” Or is Quest your savior? For me, it is unemployment insurance. Thanks be to the New York State Department of Labor.

94. When you are sick, you don't miss work.

93. You don't have to lie to your boss when you are looking for a job. In the March 22 edition of Time online, Brad Tuttle instructs us on "lies to tell your boss so he doesn't know you're looking for another job." http://wp.me/pxxA6-PM  How do we rid society of this dishonesty? Hire the unemployed.

92. The job interview.
Where would you like to be in 10 years? Employed.
What qualities do you feel a successful manager should have? The insight to hire me.
What do coworkers say about you? Is he talking about the dogs? I guess so. They like our long walks in the woods.

91. You look for good luck charms everywhere and smiley faces count.

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For Good Things numbered 81 through 90, see 90 Good Things about Unemployment posted March 19, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 71 through 80, see 80 Good Things about Unemployment posted March 9, 2010.For Good Things numbered 61 through 70, see 70 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 27, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 52 through 60, see 60 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 10, 2010.
For Good Thing numbered 51, see 51 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 1, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 26 through 50, see 50 Good Things about Unemployment posted on January 31, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 1 through 25, see 25 Good Things about Unemployment posted on
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