30 Good Things about Unemployment

30. Your dog thanks you because you cannot afford the $300 teeth cleaning the vet recommends.

29. There is no dress code. 

28. You can watch the icicles not melting.

27. When the Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door, you are at home to discuss the evils of working too hard.

26. You find meaning in the dollar menu at Taco Bell.


For Good Things numbered 1 through 25, see entry on January 6th.