Tuesday, March 2, 2010

73 Good Things about Unemployment

73. You imagine. You invent a software gadget that easily removes everything invented by computer geeks, who think this stuff is indispensable, but only cause you repeated frustration. The new gadget is called the Sheba. You never have to work for another idiot again.  As John Lennon sings, You may say I'm a dreamer.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q0Eyw3l3XM


72. You love the one you're with. You.

71. You snowshoe swiftly down a steep slope without poles and forethought. You plod back up, sweating. Your dog steps on the back of one of your snowshoes. You are no longer going up. You now have evidence there is two feet of snow--in your underwear.

///  For Good Things numbered 61 through 70, see 70 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 27, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 52 through 60, see 60 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 10, 2010.
For Good Thing numbered 51, see 51 Good Things about Unemployment posted February 1, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 26 through 50, see 50 Good Things about Unemployment posted on January 31, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 1 through 25, see 25 Good Things about Unemployment posted on January 6, 2010. \\\

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just love your blog, Sheba! I visit and laugh, visit and laugh...it's fun, unique and I relate to a lot of it, too. Just thought you should know you are appreciated.

Sheba Marx said...

I know this comment could not have been left by my mother because she is in the ground. Whoever left it, I love you! THANKS!