153 Good Things about Unemployment

153. When the Generals change, you don't have to salute the new one.

152. When you have a big zit, no one at the office stares at it.

151. There are no complaints unless you forget to feed the dogs. Then, there may be some impatience.

\\\ For Good Things numbered 101 through 150, see 150 Good Things about Unemployment posted June 17, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 1 through 100, see 100 Good Things about Unemployment posted April 3, 2010. ///