146. You don't have to let your boss cut in line at the photocopy machine.
145. You watch spittle bugs. They are fascinating. The froth that looks like spit hides froghopper nymphs. But guess what? The substance is not spit. It comes from their behinds. Watch the spittle nymphs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Gh5dXtpBE
144. You make a strawberry-rhubarb pie on a rainy June morning. And while the pie is cooling, you eat an ice cream cone in anticipation.
143. You don’t eat Twinkies from the office vending machine. And then feel like you need to run around the block or throw-up.
142. You no longer have to nap sitting up with your eyes open, which is the only successful accommodation when attending business meetings.
141. Nobody cares if you lose your to-do list. And you don’t either.
\\\ For Good Things numbered 131 through 140, see 140 Good Things about Unemployment posted June 3, 2010.For Good Things numbered 121 through 130, see 130 Good Things about Unemployment posted May 14, 2010.
144. You make a strawberry-rhubarb pie on a rainy June morning. And while the pie is cooling, you eat an ice cream cone in anticipation.
143. You don’t eat Twinkies from the office vending machine. And then feel like you need to run around the block or throw-up.
142. You no longer have to nap sitting up with your eyes open, which is the only successful accommodation when attending business meetings.
141. Nobody cares if you lose your to-do list. And you don’t either.
\\\ For Good Things numbered 131 through 140, see 140 Good Things about Unemployment posted June 3, 2010.For Good Things numbered 121 through 130, see 130 Good Things about Unemployment posted May 14, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 111 through 120, see 120 Good Things about Unemployment posted April 29, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 101 through 110, see 110 Good Things about Unemployment posted April 16, 2010.
For Good Things numbered 1 through 100, see 100 Good Things about Unemployment posted April 3, 2010. ///
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